Friday, April 01, 2005

lynne is on a war path.

Happy April Fools.

Actually, I don't give a shite.

Right now, this is it. If I see one more blog with paragraphs such as:

1. "tOdAy wAs A bEauTifOOOl dAYyyyAYYyyy.."

2. "i went down to starbucks today to get a frapp... and i asked for no whipped cream but she still gave me... so fattening you know... and later i had to go to the loo so many times... oh i met my darling deedee for dinner and we had fish-head curry... and it was so hot that i had to use tissue to wipe my nose... i'm going to eat supper now.. byeeeee~"

3."haiz... i tink moi a-sign-ment die oledi, swue get a C, den she laterz get higher than moiz again... sighz. kekeke."

(Takes a deep breath.)

I SWEAR I WILL HUNT THOSE BLOGGERS DOWN AND PERSECUTE THEM FOR THEIR ATROCIOUS BUTCHERY AND DESECRATION OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE.

(Of cuz I won't, I'm too lazy to do so, but that's not the point. Moving on.)

Number 1. Stop using toGgLe caps. You're not in preschool.

Number 2. Use "..." appropriately, not in between sentences.

Number 3. Are you that lazy to type T-H-I-N-K instead of T-I-N-K, it's just one more friggin' letter. Unless you're too stupid to know how to spell properly.

What the fuck is wrong with all of them? Can't they just type properly and legibly? Freaking stupid DOLTS, they are. Brainless twits.

Please note that I'm not even quibbling about the inane content of their posts.

I'm pretty much mild-natured, and I've never lost my temper. (What temper?) But certain things such as the lack of basic etiquette (e.g. chewing with your mouth open, not opening the door for a lady, forgetting to say 'thank you'), being excessively rude (such as spilling drinks on strangers, elbowing your way in the crowd and jabbing other people's newly-pierced navels - may you burn in the lowest depths of Hell) and POOR ENGLISH (in any context) buys you a direct and fast one-way ticket to experience: the full brunt of my personal wrath on top of your roasted turnip-head.

It's not going to be a pretty sight, so you have been warned.

Ooooh, I'm fuming.

Actually, it's not as if I can do anything about it anyway. That's the most frustrating bit. Argh, whatever. Not that I'd be bothered to do so after 7hrs 38min and 22 sec.

We need more English teachers (competent ones please, the inept ones can join the students for English lessons) to teach little brats in pre-school to spell, write and speak the language properly.

And hopefully one day, "no 1 wlk b spa-ling lik dis 4 fun. kekeke."

Dickheads.

blueprint

I will like to spend my days, as though they are my own, which I mostly end up doing in halves, for duty beckons, and I am answering its clarion call. Soon enough! I am also a veteran procrastinator.

fresh monodies

boo-ya-ka-sha!
coloured past.
7 6 5 4 3 2 1.
i don't want to say 'adieu'.
grow boobs, grow.
belated wishes.
Is it just me, or are stockings made of the most d...
some of my sch mates.
unbearably awake.
all ye lesser mortals, bow down before mitsuko uch...

previous rants

August 2004
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January 2005
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January 2011
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October 2011
May 2013

treatises on life

arty jen
betty boop
carmentica
charming-linn
chasing snowy cars
cheeky lynn
cheryliciously glam
clean and cute
cyclist-mad bass
darling dominic
feisty jing
fellow ditz-sista/porkSTAR
hail mary!
hell's kitchen
hero on the beach
h-Euge heart
hunky lenny
lipgloss queen
little cheryl
live n learn, baby
lolita lou
loony loon
mr popular
musically dan
m y s t j
phringe
princess tania
roger smurf
runaway pigeon
sabotage king jeremiah
sibling angst1
sibling angst2
spector dan
spunky tian
steffy bunny
sun-sunzzz
teeny wee-nee
weeeee, leonard!
yangtze yang'en

frivolous pursuits

for shallow ppl
for very geeky ppl
for the truly bored
spun prose
binary thoughts
past imprints
some stamps
montage of images
other memories

mulling over

And there were phlegmatic souls.