Tuesday, October 31, 2006

a quick one.

I'd stepped out of the building to buy some dinner, and was promptly ambushed by a very short skeleton. At least, I think that's what his costume is, it had horizontal white stripes on black, and to be honest, it didn't really go very well with his purple hairy monster mask. Major fashion faux pas. And he chimed:

"Trick or treat?"

Aghast. "I'm sorry, I don't have any sweets at the moment."

"What? You don't?"

Helplessly: "No, I don't."

And he burst out crying? Omg, what are the odds? He wailed incessantly forever, and I kept shushing him, furtively looking left and right for any ferocious parental dragons, ready to pounce on me with handcuffs on the counts of child abuse. I capitulated, fishing in my pocket:

"Errm, I have two quid?"

He immediately sobered up (I can't really tell behind that mask, but the sobbing noise had stopped) and he took the money from my outstretched hand:

"Cheers, mam! Happy Halloween!"

Mam? MAM?!! I may have been sloppily dressed, and horribly pale with work stress, but I assure you I can still pass off for a uni student. Alas, not only have I been officially relegated to Auntyhood, I'm also two quid poorer. I then watched the little cherub skip down the street to the following block of flats in search of his next victim, a little amazed that at the grand old age of 23, I had just been manipulated by a kid's (fake?) tears.

Ah, this doesn't bode well for my future teaching career.

blueprint

I will like to spend my days, as though they are my own, which I mostly end up doing in halves, for duty beckons, and I am answering its clarion call. Soon enough! I am also a veteran procrastinator.

fresh monodies

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today.
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We're all slaves to circumstances, some more so th...
the untimely demise of Karl.
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whimsical.
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it turns out that.
hoarder.

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treatises on life

arty jen
betty boop
carmentica
charming-linn
chasing snowy cars
cheeky lynn
cheryliciously glam
clean and cute
cyclist-mad bass
darling dominic
feisty jing
fellow ditz-sista/porkSTAR
hail mary!
hell's kitchen
hero on the beach
h-Euge heart
hunky lenny
lipgloss queen
little cheryl
live n learn, baby
lolita lou
loony loon
mr popular
musically dan
m y s t j
phringe
princess tania
roger smurf
runaway pigeon
sabotage king jeremiah
sibling angst1
sibling angst2
spector dan
spunky tian
steffy bunny
sun-sunzzz
teeny wee-nee
weeeee, leonard!
yangtze yang'en

frivolous pursuits

for shallow ppl
for very geeky ppl
for the truly bored
spun prose
binary thoughts
past imprints
some stamps
montage of images
other memories

mulling over

And there were phlegmatic souls.