Monday, July 17, 2006

I bet you're an Aunty at heart too.

You're an Aunty in the making, if:

1. you're primarily concerned about saving every single second. For example, you know exactly where to stand in Queensway tube station, so that when you get off at Holborn, the staircase exit would be right before your feet. And vice versa.

2. you must be the first in everything - entering the lift, exiting the lift, entering the tube carriage, exiting the tube carriage, that kind of thing.

3. your shoes make that resounding click-clack noise which everyone associates with an Aunty.

4. people give way to you. Everyone gives way to the rude Aunty who jostles her way through the crowd.

5. the only person using a brolly in the bright sunshine is you.

6. you engage the bewildered Londoner on the street in a game of let's-see-who-can-walk-faster.

7. you can find a random assortment of tissues in your bag from Caffe Nero / Starbucks / Costa Coffee. If you're hard-core, you can find toothpicks from Joy King Lau.

8. your favourite past-time is no longer shopping, but grocery shopping.

9. supermarket receipts dated March are still in your wallet. You never know if you can use it to redeem points.

10: even your flatmate who's a guy remarks on your dressing: "You look damn Aunty lah!"

After that, there's really no turning back!

blueprint

I will like to spend my days, as though they are my own, which I mostly end up doing in halves, for duty beckons, and I am answering its clarion call. Soon enough! I am also a veteran procrastinator.

fresh monodies

it's one of those days.
procrastinating #x.
birthday photos part 2, and 800quid.
birthday photos part 1.
wrong season to hibernate.
pleased.
traviata, but none the wiser.
london chronicles.
bitching fit.
i must be back in singapore.

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treatises on life

arty jen
betty boop
carmentica
charming-linn
chasing snowy cars
cheeky lynn
cheryliciously glam
clean and cute
cyclist-mad bass
darling dominic
feisty jing
fellow ditz-sista/porkSTAR
hail mary!
hell's kitchen
hero on the beach
h-Euge heart
hunky lenny
lipgloss queen
little cheryl
live n learn, baby
lolita lou
loony loon
mr popular
musically dan
m y s t j
phringe
princess tania
roger smurf
runaway pigeon
sabotage king jeremiah
sibling angst1
sibling angst2
spector dan
spunky tian
steffy bunny
sun-sunzzz
teeny wee-nee
weeeee, leonard!
yangtze yang'en

frivolous pursuits

for shallow ppl
for very geeky ppl
for the truly bored
spun prose
binary thoughts
past imprints
some stamps
montage of images
other memories

mulling over

And there were phlegmatic souls.